When Snowmen Get Hungry
Well, it looks like winter just got its own horror story. Forget about melting in the sun—these little guys are going for a more aggressive approach. Who knew snowmen had a hunger for their own kind? It’s almost like they’ve had enough of being stuck in the cold and decided to act out their snowman rebellion.
The red paint is a little too on-the-nose, but hey, it gets the point across. Maybe this is their way of showing they’re tired of just standing around all season. Think of it as a chilly twist on the classic “survival of the fittest”—except with a snowman buffet.