Snowboard or Snow Burn?

Props to this person for truly embracing the snowboarding lifestyle—just not in the way we expected. It’s a bold move, no doubt, but we’re pretty sure the ski resorts didn’t have this look in mind when they handed out “gear.” The aftermath is going to need more than just an ice bath—maybe a full-on spa day for those parts.

Let’s just hope the next snowboarding fashion trend involves more padding and less friction. Because this stunt is going to leave some serious marks. That poor human snowboard will need a lot of ice packs and aspirin when this ride is over.