Paul Gascoigne – Est. $7,900+ per month, Dorset

Paul Gascoigne is widely regarded as one of the best talents to come out of England in the modern game. Even the legendary Sir Alex Ferguson thinks so, which is a huge compliment, considering he chose Tottenham over Manchester United back in the late ’80s.

These days ‘Gazza’ is a shadow of his former self, but he still has a sense of humor and lives a comfortable life in the Dorset house in the Sandbanks area. He pays roughly £6,000 ($7,981,08) a month. It’s worth the money, with a stone exterior, modern interior, and the ocean not far away. Perfect for a retired soccer legend.