We Guess Santas Getting The Coal This Year

There are a lot of questions that arise from this picture. First of all, what kind of example is Santa when he’s getting in trouble with the law? Kids will be using this photo as collateral next time they send a gift list and haven’t been the best behaved.

The next question is: Why is he in an airport when he has nine perfectly fit flying reindeer to get him everywhere? We’re not sure if any flight special could be cheaper than flying by reindeer and sled. Plus, if this goes south, Mr. Clause could end up with a criminal record and have to leave himself some coal in his sock.