Wait, That’s Not A Baby!

Here’s another pet parent trying to get around the rules. She even wrapped up her monkey to do a quick grocery trip after the vet. Trying to pass him off as an infant, perhaps… We could see this working, but the second an employee takes a closer look at the sleeping creature, then the game is over.

It also doesn’t help that the lady has what appears to be a capuchin monkey. The breed is notorious for living the thug life. Scientists have observed them conniving to steal from tourists in Indonesia and ‘selling’ them back for food. So, we can see management being ticked off to see one in the store.