Barely Hanging On

This shopper didn’t choose the gangster life. The gangster life chose him. It’s just that he needs a little more time adjusting to the fashion style. He’s already got the idea right. The lower the pants, the better, right? It’s just that his are way too low! They’re barely hanging onto his body, as you can see.

Good thing he’s already at a place where everything he needs can be found. A quick trip to the department section and he can come out of the store with some proper jeans, a belt, and maybe even a couple of chains to complete the look.