Even A Superhero Needs Groceries

Captain America has strength, speed, and a cool shield that’s virtually indestructible. What he doesn’t have, though, is an assistant to do his shopping for him. So, he had to find the time to do some groceries while taking a day off from saving the world.

Worse, he can’t use his senior citizen status even if he’s technically in his 90s. Walmart doesn’t really offer discounts specifically for its elderly shoppers. So, even Captain America would have to spend money and pay full price for his week’s worth of food.