No Time For Disguises

Superman is a busy man. And since he doesn’t have a butler, like Batman, he needs to find the time to save the world and save himself from running out of food at home. So, he’d really appreciate it if you don’t comment on his cape and pretend not to know him at the grocery store.

Hey, if he can hide his identity from Lois Lane with simple eyeglasses, this should work just fine, too. We wonder if he knows Walmart can actually deliver his groceries straight to his door. It’s probably high time for Clark Kent to get with the times and start browsing on the Internet.