Prolonging the inevitable

Ah, you’ve gotta feel for the guy. Instead of aging gracefully and accepting the fact that his hairline is receding, he’s decided to make it so much worse by adding a fake hairline tattoo into the mix.

It was a great idea in theory, but the execution just isn’t quite up to scratch.

I mean, what’s with the second line that’s been thrown into the mix? There’s just so much wrong with this, but he doesn’t look too upset. In fact, he doesn’t even look too sad about the fact that he’s been arrested and this is his mugshot.