Roses are red
We all love a good poem, right? Dave decided that he didn’t just want to add any ol’ ink onto his skin, because he wanted something that would provide deep and profound meaning to his life.
He was weighing up the pros and cons of creating his own poem or reciting the teachings of Plato, but he eventually decided that his own poem would be more personal to him.
Well, there’s no doubt about the fact that it’s personal, and it definitely rhymes, so we can’t really knock him for trying. We don’t think it will be winning any prizes anytime soon, though.