Mr. Telfer Unleashed!

When it comes to school handbooks, you might expect the usual teacher bios—until you stumble upon Mr. Cal Telfer’s page. This English teacher decided to turn the mundane questionnaire into a comedy goldmine. Instead of the standard answers, Mr. Telfer spun a tale about being the result of a secret lab experiment who escaped from his cage one fateful day.

His responses combine wit and absurdity, making it clear that he’s anything but conventional. Each answer is a gem, revealing a teacher who loves to keep his students (and colleagues) entertained. One thing’s for sure: you’ll never look at teacher bios the same way again!