A Slacker in the Gym
He might be doing this during off-hours, but there is no denying the fact that it is a pretty bold move. Others might think that standing in the middle of the gym with just a towel is inviting trouble, but not Mr. Too Cool For Everyone!
Now that he is here anyway, what is the problem with running for real? Maybe he is just trying to run the clock down so he can tell his wife he was on the treadmill for an hour without technically lying. As they say, the lazy ones are always the smarter ones!