A Hat for Aliens
This is a message that doesn’t work on any piece of clothing. Statement t-shirts are t-shirts for a reason! While some messages are useful in t-shirts and hats, this is not one of them. Unless the person wearing it is an alien with eyes on top of their head.
Perhaps changing the direction of the arrow could work. It could turn this silly hat into a sort of joke. Whoever created it hopefully realized soon enough, before they printed hundreds of these. Who knows? Maybe they just decided to go with it as the investment was made already.