Too Cool for Thrills
Who needs screaming excitement when you can go viral with a blank stare? This woman, Jordan Alexander, dubbed the Angry Splash Mountain Lady, became internet-famous for her stone-cold expression on a ride meant for thrills. While others flail and holler, she sits there like she’s waiting for her coffee order in a very chaotic café.
Her unimpressed vibe is meme-worthy gold, and the internet agrees—it’s not every day someone turns disappointment into comedic magic. Whether she was having a bad day or just couldn’t be bothered, her mood is now a part of Disney’s history. Apparently, not everyone’s enchanted by splashy surprises.
