Upgrade Your Kid Today
The “Child Swap” sign at Disney is meant to make family ride logistics easier, but its phrasing definitely raises some eyebrows. At first glance, it looks like an offer to trade in your current kid for an upgrade, which is both hilarious and mildly concerning.
Parents navigating the chaos of theme parks might be tempted by the idea of a swap for a less tantrum-prone version. Of course, it’s all in good fun, and the real meaning is much more practical. Still, the unintended humor makes it one of those quirky details that visitors can’t help but laugh about—and, of course, snap a photo for posterity.