Fowl Play

This local reporter was just going about his news report for the day, covering what he described as a bird infestation in the area. Instead of covering the event from a safe distance though, he decided that the story would have more impact if he did his report very close to the birds, and it turned out to be a bad idea.

He got more than he bargained for when some bird droppings landed on his shoulder. That was still manageable at this point, but when more of the excrement landed on his face and mouth as he looked up, things got rather ugly.