Those Are Not Flowers, Grandma

When Grandma heard “flower gloves,” she might have missed a critical detail. These edgy, green-leaf fingerless gloves are certainly not the floral vibe her granddaughter had in mind. But hey, it’s a gift with personality. Nothing wrong with a little unexpected botanical education in knitwear form.

It’s that moment where wholesome intentions meet counter-culture fashion, creating an oddly memorable gift. While Grandma might be blissfully unaware, these gloves will surely raise a few eyebrows and a whole lot of questions at the next family gathering. It’s the kind of present that reminds us all to be very specific with our holiday wish lists.